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AIG EXECS GET $1 million bonus

AIG asks for Bailout and then the executives grant each other $1 million dollar bonuses. Now if you know like I know then you know that Obama is not having that and someone will have a lot of explaining to do.

Louisiana Pastor Gone Wild!

A Louisiana Pastor is being investigated for not practicing what he preach. He has slept with a married woman and others, impregnated a teen and paid for her abortion, and it doesnt end there. Below is a press clip from Courthouse News detailing the investigation:

Rev. Patrick Dennis had sex with women of his congregation, including a mother and daughter. The deacons say Dennis paid for the daughter's abortion, fathered a child upon another parishioner's wife, and attacked a person at the church with a baseball bat.

The board claims that members of another church, the Mount Zion Baptist Church, warned them that Rev. Dennis was a womanizer, but Rev. Dennis promised in 1997 that he would not do it again.

However, the deacons say they recently received complaints that the Rev. Dennis attacked a person at the church with a baseball bat, fathered a child upon a parishioner's wife, and stole money from the congregation's offerings. The cuckolded husband says Dennis' paternity was proved by DNA test, according to the complaint.

Is it Finally over With Chrianna?

Ever Since Chris Brown allegedly beat Rhianna up, there have been numerous rumors about the incident, but neither artist has told their story as of yet. Rumors, such as Rhianna gave Chris brown herpes, he was having sex with his manager, they were gonna stay together, the argument started over a text message, he abused her verbally and slightly physically other times, she was pregnant, and there have been so many other nonsense circulating the web. However, i have heard that they are officially done, and i hope this is the truth because i'm tired of hearing about these two. Lets move on! I have been noticing that Kanye and his stripper girlfriend has taken the spotlight away, everyday i see news about their whereabouts, the same news exposure Chris and Rhianna recieved, lets expect more scandal to appear about those two. I already heard they did a photoshoot nude in different sex positions.hmmmm

LOL, I Bet You Will Laugh 2

A couple of board members are presenting information to community and someone passes gas. It was very loud and caused members to laugh uncontrollably, to the point where they had to go on recess. A very funny clip because its hard to ignore a loud fart without laughing. See if you can!

Alabama Man Killed His Entire Family

An Alabama man went on a killing spree. He killed about 10 people, including his mom, grandma, granddaddy, aunts, uncles, and the deputy wife and her 3 month old baby. Noone knows what triggered him, but his first crime was burning down his mom home in Florida while she was still in it. Terribly, the rest of the murders continued from that incident, and got to the point where he began shooting at random people sitting outside on their porches. He ended up committing suicide near a warehouse. His identity has not been revealed.

Pedestrian Dies After Hit By NFL Player

Donte Stallworth will be facing possible charges for hitting a pedestrian, who died a hour later. Dang bro, how fast were you driving at 7am in the morning. Here is what Jason Cole reported today, who is a writer for yahoo! Sports:

Miami police have indicated that Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth is expected to be charged as a result of the driving accident that killed a pedestrian early Saturday morning, two sources with knowledge of the investigation said.

Pending the outcome of the investigation, which includes results of a blood test for drugs or alcohol, the sources said driving under the influence, vehicular manslaughter and reckless driving were among the possible charges.

“The police seem pretty confident that they’re going to charge him,” a source with the NFL said. “ … Even if he [is] clean, I think the police feel he’s going to be charged with something, regardless.”

A detective source was also told that the police anticipated charging Stallworth, who was reportedly cooperative with police and distraught over Reyes’ death.

“I think it looks like to the police that Stallworth wasn’t being careful, at the very least,” the second source said.

Reyes was leaving his job as an overnight crane operator and trying to get to a bus stop on the southeast end of MacArthur Causeway. The causeway connects Miami Beach to downtown Miami. According to co-workers, Reyes, who left Cuba for Miami as a teenager, was on his way home.

NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said the league was “monitoring” the situation.

This is at least the second time that Stallworth, who signed a seven-year, $35 million contract with the Browns in 2008, has had a brush with the law in Miami, according to the Herald. Stallworth was arrested following a traffic stop in March of 2006. Charges were filed, but he was not prosecuted.

Chaos in Manhattan NY

Hundreds of girls stood outside a Manhattan hotel waiting to audition for Tyra's American Top Model. Unfortunately, it did not go so well because there was riot and a stampede, causing 3 people to get arrested and 6 to get injured. The stampede was initiated by a nearby overheating car that began to smoke and someone yelled out FIRE, which led to everyone stampeding in the same direction. Then moments later, someone yelled that a guy had a gun and another riot was started. After the commotions calmed, hair, heels, and clothes were scattered all over the street. Those girls were fierce, but it sounds to me like someone came to audition late and created drama so they can get in the front of the line. The girl who didnt run did it..

No Ring On Christina Millian Finger

There is a false rumor circulating the web that The Dream proposed to Christina Milian. Here's the deal, Christina has an album title and track title named "Elope," which caused everyone to believe she was eloping.

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