Dont Try This At Home

"Why you coming home, 5 in the morn, something goin on, let me smell your d!*k" are lyrics by Riskay Drama Queen. This is just a song, but a woman did exactly this, and resulted into a black eye and a busted lip. Yup! A 37 year old woman from Port St. Lucia suspected her 25 year old husband of cheating, and asked him to pull out his penis so she can smell it. She got on her knees and was about to sniff, and then WHAM! He beat her up and fled the scene. He has a warrant out for his arrest now. I actually like this song, homegirl can sing, but i suggest you sing along not act it out! Stupid..who wants to smell a stinky penis anyway, thats just sick!

Best gift for Meat Lovers

Have ya'll heard of "Flame" body spray by BK? Well let me tell you!

It is being sold online and at Burger King restaurants for $3.99. It has the scent of a whopper cheeseburger. If you a vegetarian, then it probably wouldn't be a good gift for you because you will walk around all day smelling like beef. It is only for men. The only thing they will attract are hungry fat ladies. LOL I must say, the smell of a whopper is delicious and it will make me want one if you wear it around me. Burger King think they slick, they probably expect more people to come in and request a whopper. SMH

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Ladies will always get in free

Steven Frye needs to get laid because he is acting like a spoiled brat. "Leather Meets Lace" gave ladies a chance to get in free if they sent in a photo and described themselves. Well Mr. Frye was very upset because he did not receive the same treatment. He claims the " the gender-based pricing is unfair and unlawful. So he is now suing the promoter of this event because he wasnt granted free admission. Must i add, this event was at the Playboy Mansion!!!!!!!!

I dont know what the big fuss is about. Most clubs give ladies free or reduced admission before a certain time so that the ladies would actually come to their club. In addition, the more free drinks they offer, the more girls would show up. Its great marketing! Wherever the most girls are, will have more men, who will pay full price to be around these drunken hot ladies. So Mr. Frye needs to stop this pettiness because he will mess the game up for ya. All ya'll dudes thats on his side are going to be in the club by your selves or better yet a bunch of dudes and one or two ugly chicks with low self confidence..then what are ya going to do. I advise you not to change the game!

New Aaliyah Movie

A biopic will air next year about Aaliyah's life. She had a tragic airplane accident that resulted the end of her life in 2001. She was an idol to most teens, and her spirit continues to live through her music. R&B singer, Keshia Chante, will be playing Aaliyah's role. She really do look like her, but in my opinion, I think Ciara should get the role. Cici has the looks, the moves, and the vocals. Plus her album will be dropping around the same time, so that will boost her career a little. Its a good idea, but either way, i cant wait to see the movie.

Demic and Bawsten Performs this Saturday at HIN

If you dont already know, D & B will be appearing in Miami this weekend to do a show for Hot Import Nights. The car show will be at Miami Beach Convention Center between 5pm and midnight. This is the last tour city of the year, so please go cop your ticket asap. These guys have real talent with bangin beats and catchy lyrics, its almost impossible to not fall in love with their music. My favorite song is "Jumpin," and i cant wait to see them do their thing. In addition, Sean T aka Trigga will also share the stage with Demic and Bawsten. Wow, i cant believe Jersey is really going hard this year. NJ All Day! NJ we go hard, we go hard! Holla!

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Man down 10-4

Frankie, we still dont know why you continue to holler "man down." This woman is a mess! Listen to this interview, she try so hard to be funny!

End of School Term, Let's Have an Orgy!

A British newspaper reported that an end-of-the-school-term party in the town of Cumbria literally turned into an orgy, with almost 200 students "having unprotected sex in a village square." Damn I'm saying I thought people tried to graduate with honors, not herpes!!

I Rather Die as a Man!!!!!!!!!

A Kentucky man went in for a routine circumcision and woke up to find his entire penis amputated. Not surprisingly, Kevin George is suing his doctors, who claim they spotted cancer and made an emergency decision that couldn't wait until he woke up a few hours later. Yo 4real you can't trust a doctor! Why didn't they wait for dude to wake up? Maybe Kevin was doing the surgeon's wife and he saw why?!

Birds and Pigs Don't Mix

A lost parrot that refused to speak to the police who rescued him opened right up when the cops turned him over to a vet, reciting his name and address as his owner had trained him to. "I tried to be friendly and talk to him," said police officer Shinjiro Uemura, "but he completely ignored me." One thing is for certain -- that parrot is no stool pigeon.

People get buried with Cell Phones

This is a new trend going on in Hollywood. The people under 40 who are passing away request to be buried with there cell phones and even continue to get service in order to get text messages in the after life.

FACEBOOK Spoofs NFL SCOUTS!

Facebook tells all. An NFL Prospect from The University of Alabama named Terrance Cody who has another year of eligibility announced on Facebook that he would be leaving for the NFL. This turns out to be false and it was a sick joke that his girlfriend played on his Facebook page.

This that new bop for 2009

WOAHHHH!!! This is Hard

Audurn -On top of the world(New Artist)

I'ma take time to give this some light because it's positive and shorty got flow....

New blog coming soon!

details soon

New video game throws shoe @ George Bush

High Score wins...

George Bush game Sock and Awe is a web hit you can play it on yahoo games.

O and don't forget Obama's game "Super Obama world

http://superobamaworld.com/

WARNING: ladies, dont fight with a full cap wig on

I suggest you take it off and then throw them 'bow's.

Madea goes to jail!

I know a lot of people dont like Tyler Perry movies because they all have the same story lines. I been a fan since he was doing plays, so i love his movies. The script is very funny, and the actors do a great job. So, I cant wait to see "Madea goes to jail." Also, did you see Keyshia Pulliam playing a hooker with a bad red wig LOL

Beyonce stars in another movie

Yup, Bey is acting again. She has another movie called "Obsessed," but the only difference is that she doesnt have a singing role in this new movie. From the looks of the trailer above, the movie looks interesting. Its about Bey being married to a man, who messes around with a crazy temp girl. She causes a lot of problems for Bey, and we'll see how she handles it. Sounds like a Lifetime movie to me, but hey i'm down. I'd rather watch this with my girls, chillin with a bowl of popcorn. Well, "Obsessed" will be out next year, April 24, so look out for it!

Soulja Boy who?

Brandy and Monica fightin over that boy again!

Not that kind of fighting LOL Its been almost 10 years since the two performed"The boy is mine," and now they got back together and did it again. Brandy wants to do a collaboration and go on tour together. This would be nice. They both have been laying low for a while now, started a family, and grown up. So its about that time to pick up where they left off.

Our Elected President????

Barack Obama is taking a L to the face. LOL, I'm not sure if its a blunt or not, but the way he is holding it makes me suspicious. I really hope its a cigarette though because its a bad look for Obama if it is not. You know he was addicted to cigarettes and tried to stop during his campaign. Now I did hear that Obama admitted to doing drugs, and that he smoked marijuana and snorted crack in his old days. I dont know if this is all true but I hear he writes about it in his book "Dreams of my father." If anyone read the book, let us know!

More pics of Obama during his college days below:

Video Chick becomes rapper now

Yup i said it! Angela Lola Luv, best known for her big photoshopped ass, is now rapping. She has a song called "boss bitch." (yawning)

Bush doesn't care about popularity

Bush says that he did not sacrifice his soul to be popular. How is that for keeping it real while in office?

New Jeezy Video

How to get rich!!!!!!!!!

Today I found an article on how to get stinking rich. I thought some of you may be interested in such golden information.

T.I. - My life video

Robot girlfriend is still a virgin

An inventor who built a life-size female robot with sensors in her private parts claims she is still a virgin.

Le Trung has spent years working on Aiko, his £14,000 fembot girlfriend who is made of latex and electronics.

The silicon stunner, 32-23-33, can recognise faces and objects and even respond to touch thanks to a series of sensor positioned around her body

But despite including sensors in places that really shouldn't exist on a plastic doll Trung insists he has never taken part in robot love.

"Aiko has sensors in her body including her prviate parts, and yes even down there, but Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her," he said on his website.
Currently Trung says that if he squeezes the robot's breast she says "I do not like it when you touch my breasts," before swatting him away with her right arm.

That said he has considered it long enough to know he could redesign her software to simulate her having an orgasm when having sex.

The 33-year-old computer wizz from Canada has already programmed Aiko to speak 13,000 sentences and sits down with her every evening to eat.

GEORGE BUSH !!!

You aint crazy!!!!

He crazy

No he didnt!

Yes he did, Kenyon Martin went and tattooed his gf's lips, who is Trina, on the side of his neck. He said he been wanting to do it for a while. Prolly when he was fantasizing about getting with Trina. But now that he is dating Trina, he really did it. Trina, what do you have to say about this!

Nelly New Video

Is Nelly singing?

Mike Tyson is done!

Dude got big as hell.

Halle pulled a Janet!

Halle Berry had a wardrobe malfunction. Her breast and nipple was exposed, just like what happened to Janet Jackson. Wardrobe malfunctions seem to happen a lot lately, i'm starting to think these "accidents" are being planned! How do you feel about that America?

FBI, touch your nose

They are so nosey. They find a way to drop in on your conversation, even if your phone is off. There is a chip in your phone that can now be activated by fbi and it will allow them to use your microphone to listen to what you doing. The only way to avoid this is to take the battery out. I know Fbi are doing this to protect us from terrorist acting out, but damn, some things are best when not told.

Poprah is back

If you enjoyed Poprah on Vh1 I wanna work for Diddy, then you will enjoy her on her new show on vh1, Big girls need love too. vh1 always doing spinoffs. Now Poprah is getting her own reality show where she will be dating numerous contestants to find love. She is having auditions today, so look out because we will be seeing a lot more of Poprah! Big things poppin, you go girl!

OLD White Man kills four rappers

A Senegalese man in his 70s opened fire on a rap group, injuring four of them, during a live show because he thought they were making fun of him in their song titled "Angry Old Man," reports said.

The band members and a fifth injured person, a female fan attending the concert, were taken to hospital to be treated, according to widespread reports in the Senegalese media.

The shooting spree occurred near Matam in northern Senegal during a song entitled Vieux Colereux (Angry Old Man), the reports said.

Rap is very popular in Senegal, especially among young people.
Now who's gangsta?

SNITCHING TO A NEW LEVEL!!!

This guy points his webcam out his window in order to catch any crimes that happen on his block.

Akon just won't shut up

Madonna hits the stage....no literally!!!!

Jamie Clowns Terrance Howard

I love this guy! He straight clowns Terrance, claims his album went "plastic," and he stays in character a lot. Jamie is too funny. His music is great. He's a really good actor. in addition, he's a funny ass comedian. But please go cop his album tomorrow December 16.

Soulja boy tell em

Soulja Boy knows what he is talking about! He said ,"If you ain’t really got your feet in the game yet, I suggest you to keep other artists names out your mouth…It could be non-beneficial for your career." Meaning don't try to use me for airtime just to get your face out there because i will end your career, and Soulja Boy stayed true to his advice. He was interviewed and asked about the beef between him and Charles Hamilton, and Soulja really made no comment. He said, "Who is this you speak of," LOL He asked if he had a hit single, and if his song was requested on the radio. No, No. He obviously clowned the dude, but does it so nice-nasty, you gotta watch the youtube clip above

VH1 Catfight results in hair loss!

According to TMZ, there was a brawl at the Charm School Rock of Love Reunion between Sharon Osbourne and Megan H. Megan was sent to the hospital and filed charges against Sharon. Apparently, Sharon verbally attacked Megan like she did last time on the show, and Megan said to Sharon that she is 'only famous for managing a brain dead rock star.' That's when all hell broke loose. Sharon flew on stage and grabbed Megan by the hair and refused to let go until security was able to get them apart. DDDAAMMNNN! Look at the result of this fight!

Sharon was out of line, she was the host of the show and should have acted more professional. The whole purpose of the show was to guide these girls into respectable rockstars, fighting was prohibited. Megan was sent home for kicking another girl on the show, and then Sharon attacks her with rage. So what lesson have we learned here today ladies. Now, Megan is not innocent and what she said was a bit harsh, but she is obviously hurt by this. Many girls have tried to attack Megan because she was conniving and sneaky on all 3 VH1 shows, but she has never needed to press charges. Megan doesnt really need the airtime because VH1 will be giving her a show of her own, Megan's search to find love and become a 'trophy wife.' Poor Megan..Sharon took a huge chunk of her hair out..i feel for you girl! Good luck on your show!

Somebody mad at Bush!

Wow, i'm mad the shoe missed him!

Another foreclosure!

Doug E Fresh has been added to the celebrity foreclosure list. He has 3 Harlem foreclosed homes, and a 60,000 credit card debt. In addition, he owes millions of dollars in taxes. He has banks, American Express, and the IRS looking for him. That is a lot of debt, so look out for appearances because dude gotta make that paper ASAP!

Neyo Mad

This is officially the illest ballad of the winter. It does look funny watching Ne-Yo argue with a girl. It just sounds like two women arguing because no men sound that low when they argue...lol...song is hot though.
Mad Ne-Yo

WE NEED TO BOYCOTT T-MOBILE!!!

T-Mobile is one of the main carriers that are preventing the FCC from granting world wide free Wi-fi to civilians. This would be a breakthrough and would level the playing field for the millions of people in the world who still cannot afford the internet.

Man faked HIV test to have sex with his GIRL!!!!

December 14, 2008. (AP) A New Yorker has been arrested on charges that he faked HIV test results so that a woman would have unprotected sex with him.

Department of Investigation Commissioner Rose Gill Hearn says Duane Lang could spend up to 8 years in prison if convicted of reckless endangerment and possession of a forged instrument.

Authorities say the pair had unprotected sex eight to 10 times, from December 2007 to March 2008. When the woman later questioned the document's authenticity, Lang allegedly admitted that it was fake and he was HIV positive.

Her medical status is not being made public.
Lang's attorney did not return a call for comment on Tuesday.

The criminal complaint says the fake document bore the name of a facility where he'd volunteered.

Yung Joc goes real hard

Clich here to listen

Unreleased Danity Kane RIP the group