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M. Jordan Is Going To UCF

Yaaaaaay, Marcus Jordan has chosen to attend University of Central Florida, in Orlando, Florida, to play basketball. He is the son of Michael Jordan, and he is set to play on a division I team. Go Knights! Here is what UsaToday posted:

Marcus Jordan has committed to play for the University of Central Florida, in part because the school was interested in more than his name.

Brian Davis, Jordan's AAU coach, told the Orlando Sentinel that: "UCF really showed him that they wanted him for more than just his name . . . UCF made him feel comfortable. They wanted Marcus to come in to contribute right away and made him feel like he could make a big impact. They wanted Marcus for Marcus."

I dont know how they did it, but for him to believe they chose him for him and not because he is Michael Jordan's son is unbelievable, but does it matter, NO because guess what ya'll, Michael Jordan son will be playing for UCF, lookout for daddy appearances. Yaaaaay LOL Joking but good luck Marcus!

All Eyes On You

According to The Sun, Google view has been receiving complaints of being caught at places where they shouldnt be. Here is what they reported:

A FURIOUS wife has called in divorce lawyers after spotting her husband’s car parked outside another woman’s house — on Google.

She saw the Range Rover while using the internet giant’s new Street View service to snoop on a female friend’s home.

The hubby had claimed he was away on business, but his missus recognised his motor immediately because of its blinged-up hubcaps.

The love cheat is not the only husband trapped by Google’s controversial new 360-degree photo search which covers 25 cities and towns throughout the country.

Top media lawyer Mark Stephens said: “I was talking about the Range Rover case when another divorce lawyer came up to say his firm was dealing with the same sort of thing. People are getting caught out on Google.

“I suspect the husband’s lawyers will claim it was an invasion of privacy that will cost him his marriage and Range Rover.”

Street View has triggered a stream of complaints from people caught on camera since its launch on March 20.

Google removed some images — including a man sheepishly leaving a sex shop. An office worker was also caught having a crafty cigarette by a No Smoking sign.

LOL we're watching you!!!!!!

Dude is really a BIG deal!

What you think?

Lil Wayne Sues DJ's For Releasing his Songs

14 People Shot and Killed Before Getting Citizenship

42 year old Jilverly Voong shot and killed 13 people at a NY immigration building today around 10:31am. A woman called at that time stating that she had been shot. Voong blocked the back door with his car and came in the front door shooting, 13 people were killed and eventually he shot himself. 37 victims were wounded and 4 are currently in critical condition. A lot of the victims were not yet residents, so if anyone has family who went to get citizenship today then call and report your information. This is very sad because they came to the United States to become citizens and they never got the opportunity. No motive has been established.

Wow, a mohawk?

Bow Wow has a new do, and its looking a bit different, never have I seen a nappy mohawk. LOL

Dope song Neyo Keri Hilson Kanye West

Michael Jackson Wants Another Child!

Hmmm, Michael Jackson is looking to adopt a new son in London. He announced his love for his kids and admits that he wants one more. British adoption agencies are considering MJ, but they are crazy for doing so. MJ has too much history in the sexual/nonsexual child abuse category. What do you think?

Kobe Bryant and more court issues!

Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa are being sued by their former housekeeper, who claims Vanessa was incredibly abusive -- even demanding that she put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve a tag from her blouse.

Maria Jimenez claims Vanessa called her "lazy, slow dumb, a f---ing liar, and f---ing sh-t."

In the lawsuit filed in Superior Court in Orange County, Jimenez claims Vanessa accused her of stealing her (mouth) retainer.

Jimenez says it got so bad -- Vanessa allegedly "badgered, harassed and humiliated Maria by yelling and screaming at Maria and criticizing her in front of Kobe, the Bryants' children, employees and other people in the household" -- she threatened to quit but Kobe talked her out of it.

The final straw -- when Vanessa went nuclear because Maria put an expensive blouse in the washer. Vanessa demanded that Maria put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve the price tag for the blouse.

Maria says she wanted to quit and Vanessa responded that she "had to work until payday to pay for the $690 blouse, which she did."

Maria is suing for wrongful discharge, invasion of privacy and emotional distress and unpaid wages.
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